She announced her abortion via fbk
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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