You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I think we might need a safe word for this...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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