Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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