No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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