Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize