I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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