69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
two words...techno handjob
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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