my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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