What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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