Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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