It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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