i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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