when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize