There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
