Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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