Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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