yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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