He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I am one with the molecules
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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