I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
