Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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