so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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