if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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