god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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