wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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