If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
