So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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