Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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