Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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