you guys were way drunker than both of me
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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