Where is the hickey?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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