i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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