i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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