There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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