I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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