Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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