Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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