People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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