We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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