So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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