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Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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