are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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