Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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