just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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