just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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