So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day