He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
