I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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