jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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