I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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