Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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