My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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