Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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