can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.