why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me