so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.