u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
